Notes on what I find on my path in life


I received this from a friend.

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
6. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
7. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A
8. The maths professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
9. The professor discovered that her theory of Earthquakes was on shaky ground.
10. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
11. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
13. A will is a dead giveaway.
14. A backward poet writes inverse.
15. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
16. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
17. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blown apart.
18. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
19. A calendar's days are numbered.
20. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
21. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
22. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
24. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
25. I can't stand sitting down
26. Frozen peas are not so hot

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Google Voice (Grand Central)

Check out Google Voice
a service that gives you a phone number that when called will contact you on all your phones.

My number is: +1-561-206-4020

see my contact page

Also gives you a widget to connect a call from the web.

Official Google Blog: Introducing the Google Chrome OS

Official Google Blog: Introducing the Google Chrome OS: "And of course, these apps will run not only on Google Chrome OS, but on any standards-based browser on Windows, Mac and Linux thereby giving developers the largest user base of any platform."

Google OS

Google OS in the works.
Let's hope it is better than Android.

The promise is great

and the OS need a new take to them,
as it mentions:
- instant on, boot speed
- web connection as integral
- simple, no frills (what a waste vista was)
- develop application for the web, the browser is a better model than presentation foundations

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